predictive texting 

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

predictive texting by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

tending to my cats 

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

tending to my cats by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Tenzing 

A preternaturally cool alpha male/anti-hero named after the late Tenzing Norgay (a great man), the first person to climb Mt. Everest, the highest moutain in the world. His only weaknesses are Jaeger Bombs, designer steroids, nicotine, exotic women, gummy bears, ridiculously fast cars, ecstasy, and stuffed monkeys.

Tenzing: "After we swallow these anabolics with our licoricey booze, let's smoke some menthols while fornicating with exotic women as we chew gummy bears while driving 150 mph, on mdma, to the stuffed monkey shop. Then let's climb mountains."

Tenzing by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 20, 2009

testing

Something you do to see if this works

I'm testing this out

testing by verenea August 1, 2008

shit texting 

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

shit texting by jbuw April 25, 2008

Texting Blanks 

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

Texting Blanks by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010

dick texting 

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

dick texting by MysticFire April 30, 2011