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Techno Land Pirate

A person who frequents illegal raves/squat parties where techno is the predominant music being played. These traveller/hippie types tend to smell due to infrequent washing/poor hygene. Some techno land pirates may also be referred to as squat nazi's.
If you've ever been to an illegal rave then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; techno land pirates are not difficult to spot....
by the mond January 15, 2009
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technofob

_ a person who is recently introduced to technology and still learning it.
_ a person who was introduced to technology a long time ago but still has no idea how it works.
_ definitely your grandma and your grandpa, or old people in general, are technofob (s)
_ probably your mom, dad, uncle(s) and aunt(s)
by thebigcriket128 October 12, 2010
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techno-zombie

A person or persons who walk through public areas (shopping malls, sidewalks, etc) text messaging on their cellphones, not paying attention to their surroundings.
Person 1: "See that guy, he nearly ran into that crowd of people cause he wasn't watching where he was going."

Person 2: "He was text messaging on his cell. He's a techno-zombie.
by Octavio Stevens March 23, 2011
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Technoblade

A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...
"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry
by vinc3 July 2, 2022
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business techno

Techno music that is considered mainstream and commercialized.
Those two guys on r/Techno reddit forum kept arguing over whether or not if Scuba is now considered business techno.

Sure I like a few Pig and Dan tracks, but I won't go to the Drumcode Festival because of the sheer overwhelming amount of business techno.
by Loxxicle December 1, 2020
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technotoe

Technotoe
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The definition of insanity and hilarity combined is technotoe. There is no true pattern to understand technotoe all you need to know is that they are chaotic and you should consider stalking. Sorry following them on tiktok because they are a GOD at everything except being normally (because who wants to be normal like ew_)
Dave: hey do you know who technotoe is?
Billy:no who are they
Dave: better than you thats who
*heatwaves starts blasting in the background*
by Xmiono August 30, 2021
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techno-hamster

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008
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