tats

plural of tattoo.

Me: That man, look at his tats.

by DoomBringer316 January 26, 2004

tatisfaction

tatisfaction is what a tattooist feels when he does a tattoo on a womans privates

man i did a tattoo on a womans breast the other night and it turnned me on so much it gave me total tatisfaction

by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 27, 2009

Nuzzle Tats

A way of saying "oh darn" or "damn it" best used along side a snap and shaking of the head

Teacher: Lizzy you failed your test
Lizzy: Nuzzle tats!

by Lezzylova July 18, 2010

pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

hakuna your tatas

Slang for the phrase "calm your titties."

Jeff: hakuna your tatas, bitch.
Ronan: ok

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020

Tatte

Testicles

My Tatte are swollen

by KusraNo1 May 19, 2018

tatas

nice tits

holly tatas

by sam January 6, 2003