Tatted

Getting really drunk or high

Man i got so tatted last night

by I Invented Chivalry March 9, 2010

e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!

I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!

by Joel S. February 7, 2006

tanted love

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it

Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love

by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005

Brit-tarded

When a show or film clip is created by a British person and is therefore retarded.

"Hey, have you seen Ol' Gregg?"
"Yeah, bro. That was Brit-tarded."

"Man, the British version of The Office is so Brit-tarded."

by Corbob May 10, 2011

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Tated

To Masterbate. Self gratification using "manual" means.

My neighbor is so hawt, I saw her earlier today in a thong and tated out to her later that night.

by Rep Whores July 23, 2008

Tanted

A chic on Instagram with a giant ass, hot body and amazing curves but the inability to spell and/or spell check.

I can do bad all on my own baby🖤⚡️ #collar #nosleep #tantedlove

by rsx491 August 23, 2018