bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.

"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"

by bromo June 20, 2014

Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.

by Miami Bob May 5, 2020

hobo tan

The toilet-shaped hickey you get when you sit on the toilet for two long.

I was on the toilet so long i got a really bad hobo tan.

by General Ray November 17, 2021

Nicole Tan

She may look mean on the outside, but deep inside she is a very nice and caring person. You will never want to miss any of her texts.

"Nicole Tan is a Vsco girl" ~Said Ethan

by Im not lim August 16, 2019

COVID tan

Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.

Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.

by YAWA July 6, 2020

tanned wank

masturbating, whilst tanned.

phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"

matt: "that shit is not cool"

by Oliver Hunt December 9, 2008

tan tuddy

Jamaican for Stand/Balance Steady.

Dawg, di gyal can tan tuddy pon buddy!!

by Qwinty June 21, 2018