You ain't got no lowfat syrup! 

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

You ain't got no lowfat syrup! by WhatDoesYourPotatoeSmellLike January 22, 2011

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020

lava syrup 

when a male spends 5+ minutes in a sauna, and ejaculates on a male/female's face, resulting in hot syrupy semen.

"gales, you little bitch, lick my lava syrup off yo mouth!!!"

lava syrup by stevielikesweiners February 26, 2009

sippin on syrup 

drankin cough syrup mixed with codeine

straight sippin on syrup

sippin on syrup by B Money March 4, 2003

Truffle Syrup 

When a man penetrates another man in the ass then pulls out and blows his feces covered jizz on the other mans cock, the proceeds to slurp the feces jizz covered load off of the mans cock.

When Coles wife denied him truffle butter, Cole called his boy Zach and asked if he was up for some truffle syrup. Zach showed up wearing nothing but a bib.

Truffle Syrup by Training Dept. April 18, 2015

boy syrup 

boy syrup is a boy's sperm

"i was dicked down by brandon and he made me swallow his boy syrup"

boy syrup by taehyung'skxm October 5, 2017

cherry cough syrup

Your worst nightmare. Because you take it before bed but you throw it up until you get the taste out and then sleep until your parents wake you up with more of it since you are still coughing.

Cherry cough syrup (ChairEE COFh SIRup)
Mom: here ya go u will feel all better!!!
Me: okay thanks

Me: *takes it and chokes to death but cough syrup flows out of mouth*
Mom: you have to take it!

Mom: *leans your dead body on your back then she dumps the cough syrup into your mouth*
Mom: all better.
Mom: *she dusts off her hands then walks out*
Me: *le still dead*

cherry cough syrup by UntilTheEndBB February 20, 2015