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Sympathy Circle

A group of people who are reeled into a over-dramatisation or fabrication of an event, told by a person who wants attention and/or others to feel sorry for them
Jackie's over-dramatisation of a relationship break-up had a 'sympathy circle' of people flocking around her
by Disco Boy August 6, 2008
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Sympathy Hangover

Someone who is around hungover people and feels the effects of a hangover (i.e. Stomach ache, headache, tiredness, etc.) without drinking the night before.
Damn, everyone was so blacked out last night, but I didn't have a drop of alcohol and my head is killing me today, this is totally a sympathy hangover.
by Mcatwill October 18, 2013
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sympathy box

When a female gives up her box (pussy) to another man, only because she feels sorry for him.
Marco :Dude, you totally got her due to sympathy box.
Raheem: A win is a win!
by elcobells July 19, 2014
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sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019
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Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
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Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.
Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”
by Rx.420 February 6, 2020
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i hate simps

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps
by A stroke October 28, 2020
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