Swifties

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.

Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.

by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020

swiftie

someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover

“hey do you like taylor swift?”

“yeah im a huge swiftie!”

by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023

Swifty

Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.

I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.

by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023

Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023

swiftie

a swiftie is a person who is fan of taylor swift

hey look is a swiftie!! they must need therapy

by my lover June 29, 2021

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025