Sander

The man. The myth. The Legend.

The author of "The German Table" and a professor at Keuka College he is only known by the name "Sander."

"Man, I got Sander in 5 minutes. Some shit."

by Mr. Gonzalez December 27, 2007

Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

Brandon Sander

When you got lots of game. Like a ton of game.

Friend: "Yo dude, I just got ten girls numbers at the mall and a bunch of them want to fuck me!"
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."

by BoobieJohn September 27, 2009

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

gemini slander

gemini slander is something that needs to be stopped‼️

gemini slander is not okay !!!

#stopgeminislander
why does everyone hate geminis? i love them

by simpforlouispartridge April 24, 2021

sanders surge

When you come out from nowhere.

The Sanders Surge could give Hillary trouble.

by ASlateReader April 24, 2016

Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016