surface bug

People who have no emotional IQ and are unable to relate to others on a deeper level.

"He has no depth, he's such a surface bug."

"I cannot hold his attention for more than a sentence or two."

Also people who live vicariously through tv programs and do not participate in real life - ignore their family/friends, have no interests.

Opposite: those who live in the deep end of the pond.

by camirror February 14, 2010

surface wood

(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.

Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.

"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009

surface miner

A person engaged in the collection of scrap metals and recyclables from an urban environment.

As he pushed his shopping through the park the surface miner kept a blurry look-out for bottles and cans, then paused at the bronze memorial plaque bolted to a new bench.

by Dr. U W February 25, 2011

surfacelooker

Someone who only looks on the surface of things to find something their looking for.

Try looking inside drawers instead of the surfaces. You surfacelooker.

by Terry1710 March 7, 2017

Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

by LeKemp July 11, 2018

Surfacetually

When you are in serious discussion and want to say on the surface but you don't have the time for that because it's an intense conversation. You have to be a vegan who owns at least 2 vegan tees to say it

Adhi is surfacetually funny

by Local Marai March 7, 2019

Surface dwellrz

Surface dwellrz are people who are unable to see the bigger picture or the deeper message within something ,
And also obviously people who live in dry land lmao.

Person : "I cant believe they didn't understand the point of my invention an how it could change the world..."
Friend: "Don't stress it thats cause they cant see past the surface there surface dwellrz fam!"

by Stalza July 16, 2019