Sporking

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.

“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”

by Hyperder June 13, 2018

swording

The act of touching sword tips whilst in wheat.

As seen on Good Mythical More episode #878. And youresoloud edit "touching squirrel tips - kiki's s'mores #2". Both on YouTube.

We're swording in the wheat.
we're swwording in the-in the wheet
we're soording in the weet

by wootwoot321 June 26, 2019

Stormkinged

To stay up unreasonably late, drink to excess, and vomit at least once while partying with old friends the night before joining a family function early the next morning, miraculously NOT hungover because one is actually still drunk. Origin: The phenomenon of adult children visiting Storm King Nature Center with their parents, just hours after an NYC pub crawl.

Dude, I met up with my old roommate before Mother's Day last weekend and got stormkinged AGAIN. One minute I was puking my guts out at the bar and the next minute I was at brunch with my parents.

by Namesannie May 15, 2023

Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

Skyward Swording

Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.

Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."

by xx_GanonDragmaster_xx June 16, 2016

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017