Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Stuart

A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about

I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)

by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020

M3 Stuart

A small, mid-war tank used in WW2

Person 1: "ay, yo got any M5 stuarts?"

Person 2: "No, we got M3 Stuarts tho"

by ORA! December 28, 2020

Stuart Bright

A closet gay

"Stuart Bright was with Robert again today"

by StirlingBrightIsGay2 February 9, 2020

Stuart

A handsome man that not only knows his way around the kitchen but knows his way around in the sack. He’s quite handy with tools and can stack the dimes when welding. He has a swagger when walking due to his catch of the day trophy trouser trout.

I’d let that Stuart take me fishing without a lake any day.

by Baja Stu November 23, 2021

Stuart

A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.

That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart

by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021

nicholas stuart

the sexiest narwal in the entire ocean, its the sassiest creature in the sea and has been known to cut a bitch if necessary.

I saw a nicholas stuart cut a bitch with uggs walking the shoreline taking instagram photos of the sunset.

by SoftAndDeadly October 28, 2013