shitebaggy

A phrase originating from the lower half of Scotland, devised by a comedic genius hailing from the sunny schemes of Ayrshire. Shitebaggy is a phrase used to describe an action or the way a person is acting, it is often used when the person in question is seen to be acting in a low manner or if they are scared of something.

"Sam's just whiteyed all over the gaff" "that's well shitebaggy"

by SchemeBurd659 June 14, 2021

Shite ite

A way to say shut up if your name starts with F.

“Man you get no bitches!!” -person #1
“Shite ite” - person number 2 whines

by Fortnite god 11 December 31, 2021

Commando Shite

When you have to go to the loo where no discernable wc is available, usually performed anywhere outside ..

Fred was driving down the B6 when the tortoise started poking his head out of the shell, pulling over to the side of the road he went into the trees to have a commando shite, and when finished he wiped his arse with the leaves from the trees!!

by Horatio saint-john smythe September 1, 2009

Wild shite

Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.

I had too much to drink last night and a vindaloo, had a wild shite this morning

by Eck the bear February 20, 2018

Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

by harrisishere January 16, 2008

shiterious

another name for serious but cooler

"Oh my god dude i think i just won the lottery!"
"Are you shiterious?"

by guywhomadethiswordiscool May 12, 2009