Sex story

A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny.

Here’s my sex story:

We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn.

I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn.

He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops.

We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.

Best sex story ever? You horny now?

by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

My Story Animated

Weird stories about either a girl that can't keep her legs closed or someone that nukes their grandma's house because she didn't give them an extra cookie

My Story Animated is weird

by Bonehead5000 September 1, 2020

end of story

A phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that.

'That is it and there's no room for debate'

If you took my shit I am gonna kill you, end of story.

by Kasapo November 13, 2005

Toy Story Syndrome

An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.

John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?

Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...

John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be

Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome

by Natsnud January 2, 2012

Stir the Pot

When you take something that causes drama and use it to stir up more drama resulting in a good ol' laugh for the one stirring the pot.

Meghan loves to stir the pot when there is drama between Alex and Justin.

by queen dweeb April 6, 2017

inappropriate story-telling

Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.

The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.

by MattF. September 10, 2009

stout story

a story told to you by a friend that is totally meaningless and your life is worse off because you listened to this story. stories usually involve guns, drugs, fishing, driving or your cool friends that live out of town.

stout story teller - "my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47's at mexicans"

by stout69 January 1, 2012