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Stealth Bombing

Crafty office workers who use an alternative floor to go for a shite.
Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.
by John Kebab February 27, 2010
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Stealth Hunger

A special type of hunger that sneaks up on ones self.

You will feel fine, and not hungry and all of a sudden you struck with unquenchable hunger.

It can sometimes be painful and uncomfortable, and is cured or satisfied by simply chowing down on food.
I felt fine during most of first block, not hungry at all, but at the end I got hit with Stealth Hunger and I needed to eat.

I wasn't hungry at all on the way up. But on the way back, I got hit with Stealth Hunger and had a stomach ache.
by PattyBadFingers October 6, 2009
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stealth-wank

Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.
Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.
by Richard Puller April 22, 2005
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Stealth Fuck

1) When you slink off to secretly have sex with someone you shouldn't. Usually because you or they are in a relationship. Someone who stealth fucks is usually a stealthy fucker, and you can recognise them by the fact that they melt into shadows and you don't see them for hours.

2) When either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. Will always occur when the two are put together. Stealth fucking of this kind is often coupled with the question- "Is it in yet?"
1) "Jake's gone again! He was just here! Call his mobile. What? Switched off, eh? Bet he's gone off for a stealth fuck"

2) "Julie needs to tone up. I'm not satisfied with this stealth fucking nonsense"
by MagickDio March 2, 2010
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stealth babe

The embedding of a photograph or short video clip featuring any scantily clad woman in the exact middle of a Youtube video in order to produce a thumbnail with which to attract more viewers.
Hey, check out that video with that girl in the thumbnail, dude. Maybe she takes her top off.

Wait, nevermind, it's just a video of a cat getting a bath with a stealth babe in it.
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stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
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Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out
"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"
by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016
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