Starbucks

to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".

I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.

<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">

by schneiderbird August 13, 2008

starbucks

A coffee store that is located on every block.

Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

starbucks

The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.

"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

by Orion January 15, 2004

starbucks

bunch of homosexuals if ya ask me..

whats good?......................

by Kurtis Jackson April 30, 2005

starbucks

Gloria Jeanskicks Starbuck's ass! Gloria Jeans is good while the extremely overrated Starbucks tastes like dirt mixed with 3-day old coffee filters. Volkswagen driving, L.L. Bean wearing, wannabe artsy 25+ year olds with Macs make up the ritually starbucks drinking crowd.

Maria , wearing her new gap yoga outfit, drove her Jetta each morning to starbucks to browse through the Eddie Bauer website on her Macintosh powerbook. Sally and her friends tried one sip of that shiiit and drove to Gloria Jeans in her Escalade.

by sally l July 19, 2004

starbucks

An evil corperation that makes people dislike Seattle coffee!

You thought just every corner in Washington state with a Mocha shop was bad? Look what Starbucks did to the whole USA, these's a Starbucks on every corner.

by vv March 9, 2004