squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

by spokmage August 10, 2007

squircle

1. The result of an attempt at drawing a circle with just a pencil.

2. A mythical shape that resembles both a square and a circle at exactly the same time. This is both impossible and extremly stressful to attempt to draw. It is much like drawing a four-sided triangle.

1. "Dude, use this compass else you'll end up drawing squircles again."

2. Stupid Idiot: "Ive done it! Ive drawn the mythical squircle!"

Friend of stupid idiot: "No, thats yet another square with rounded edges."

by kikumbob October 10, 2005

Squattle

To walk in short strides while moving body side to side as if loosing balance.

Claire squattled away after pushing Mario in the hallway

by MaVilles January 13, 2009

squirtle

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer

Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite

by S1ru5 October 20, 2006

Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.

Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face

by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Squircles

A square circle, or a square with rounded edges.

I was walking while intoxicated, and i began walking in squircles.

by ultimategamer01 December 17, 2008