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squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".
Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.
by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005
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Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.
Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.
by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009
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Squirrelkinglish

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon
by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010
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Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.
Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!
by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010
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Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.
Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!
by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010
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Nike Squirt

A nike squirt is when a girl takes a nike water bottle and squirts the water up into her vagina pleasuring herself.
I saw a girl giving herself a nike squirt last night.
by Meep Beep Beep July 23, 2018
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rotting squirrel farts

Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.
Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019
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