squalorance

Ability to tolerate living in mess or squalor.

My houseguests evidently have a higher squalorance than I.

by Eric Squair September 5, 2007

squalto

When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.

Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.

The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?

Andrew: Hey Levi!
Levi: Whats up?
Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
Levi: You betcha!!

by A-lick and young Lezee September 28, 2008

Squalrus

The act of a woman receiving anal sex from a tusk.

Carly gets turned on when she's at the zoo because she wants to squalrus with the tusks.

by Connor Faggot November 30, 2014

SqualorMart

The poor man's Target.

Daquan hit up SqualorMart for an Insta-Slim Tank, a Veggetti, and a Pet Rider.

by Fleekster April 5, 2015

Squall

A character from the video game franchise FINAL FANTASY made by the company SQUARE ENIX. He is specifically from FINAL FANTASY VIII, as the main protagonist. Stoic, calm and socially awkward, he is depicted as a "lone wolf" and does not like to involve anyone in his problems. As the story of FINAL FANTASY VIII progresses, the player begins to understand him more and more, as he is extremely relatable to teenagers everywhere. His favourite animal is the lion. He wields a gunblade called The Revolver.

-Mimi, Squall's biggest fan.

Quotes from FINAL FANTASY VIII:

Squall: "I worry to much about what others think of me."
Squall: "Then go talk to a wall."
Squall: "I dreamt I was a moron."
Squall:"NO!!! I WON'T HAVE IT!!!"

Quotes from DISSIDIA:

Squall: "That was no enemy of mine."
Squall: "Gone talkin' to a wall..."
Squall: "Here goes...*slash*...Mission Accomplished."
Squall: "How'd you like this?!"

Quotes from DISSIDIA 012 duodecim:

Squall: "I just believe in myself."
Squall: "I do things my way."
Squall: "You're my prey?"
Squall: "Lion's Prevail!"

by MimiNessLeonhart December 18, 2016

squelar

-another way to say money

-something used to pay for good and services

Them boys getting that Squelar $$$$

by ITS ALL MATH June 18, 2017

Squelch-on

The female equivalent of an "hard-on" (erection).

"Oi mate, she's got a massive squelch-on for you"

by Whorehay 365 August 16, 2017