Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 18, 2020

squidward

a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.

hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.

by ? January 11, 2004

Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 1, 2018

Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020

Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"

Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

squizzard

something you lay in your pants

i layed a squizzard in my pants

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

squizzard

messy thang

liam duked a squizzard after sliding into first and feeling sumpin' burst.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003