Sniffing the chair

When your boss asks you to do something and you know you should refuse but you do it anyway you are "Sniffing the chair"

"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair

by S1ghk0mantiz April 14, 2010

Snuffing

To sniff the genitalia of your partner before engaging in sex or foreplay.

I was snuffing that girl so hard last night, my nose was full of pubic hair.

Don't go sniffing, its all about snuffing

Snuffing is a good cure for a blocked nose, obviously after removing the pubic hair or poo particles

by The Snuff Master June 7, 2013

squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.

"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"

by Log January 16, 2004

squinting

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

by cobie_ May 10, 2015

Back Seat Sniffing

A Guy who when he gets in your car the first thing he does if sniff the back seat for pussy juice cause he nows u tapped the old ladys ass last night .

Damm , Dude Quit back seat sniffing .

by Boogieman October 8, 2004

squidding

To discharge liquid from the anus.

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.

by murrayw76 April 17, 2009

skiffing

When you cut someone open (usually in the side of the torso), and fuck the new hole.

I could really go for some skiffing tonight, but I don't have the time to clean my knife.

by Forfy June 26, 2014