The Squeeze-cheek

When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.

Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.

by 1SIK720 April 24, 2010

squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

Main Squeeze

its the most inportant of your many girlfriends or boyfriends, its the you like the most

man i like sarah and rachael but becca has to be my main squeeze

by rmawills October 15, 2003

suicide squeeze

Whilst banging a female you pull it out and preform a bunt which means slapping her on the face with your dick, yelling bunt, then running. After you yell bunt and run out of the room, your friend has to run in from another door (like a closet or something) and jump onto the bed in a head first dive. Have another one of your friends jump out from underneath the bed and call him safe or out. You can have additional fun by calling him out then getting into an argument about it while the girl sits there nekkid and confused.

Dude we totally pulled a suicide squeeze on Jenny from the block.

by Jason Garbo October 11, 2006

squeeze

Like your significant other, but not quite. You're not exclusive, but you care about each other a lot and probably wouldn't be totally opposed to being exclusive.

Or you have sexual relations with that person but not really an emotional relationship?

Or, I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is all shit just pouring out of my mouth.

"You must be his squeeze."

by Link the Amazing October 18, 2008

squeeze the shorts

(FINANCE) hilarious term used for over a century in the trading of stocks, commodities, etc. A way in which someone who controls much of the outstanding shares of stock can make a lot of money while ruining those who are betting against the stock.

A "short" is traditionally someone with expertise in shorting a stock, i.e., managing to borrow shares and sell them in anticipation of a decline in value. Obviously, if there are many people shorting a particular stock at any given time, and if they are wrong about the future, then a steep rise in value if the share price will not only cause them to lose money, it will force panic purchases of stock as the traders attempt to cover their shorts. If the instigator of the squeeze is successful, he will have a corner, and drive the price of the stock up to absurd levels.

An unsuccessful squeeze of shorts in a copper trust triggered the Crisis of 1907. That, in turn, triggered the Aldrich–Vreeland Act (May 1908).

The brokers, after awhile, commenced to borrow large amounts of the stock. This convinced the insiders that there was a big short interest somewhere, and they got together in order to squeeze the shorts... They never awakened to the fact that the {president of the company} had sold out on them... {and were totally ruined}

Henry Clews, Victor Niederhoffer, *Fifty Years in Wall Street*, p.149

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin May 2, 2018