Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

Baking a Squash by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

where the fucking squash at!? 

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"

*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

where the fucking squash at!? by BVMBL3B33 December 15, 2017

Yellow Squash 

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<

Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!

Yellow Squash by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004

Shark Squash 

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.

Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.

Shark Squash by saket yo April 26, 2011

Poob Squash 

A delightful lemon flavoured drink to have as a beverage whilst pinging and or smoking weed.

"jeez, hand over the Poob Squash, im parched"

And

"Ahhhh, that Poob Squash was Great"

Poob Squash by Optimus Coupe' March 31, 2009

butternut squash lover 

A Pakistani-American. It is unknown if this is true in other countries, but in America, people from Pakistan and their offspring LOVE butternut squash.

Did you see those butternut squash lovers in 7/11?

butternut squash lover by Chester Cheese March 8, 2011

Pussy Squash

When a female does does a Tea Bag.

My girl friend got back at me with a pussy squash after I tea bagger.

Pussy Squash by bubbles009 September 21, 2013