squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008

squain

1.
Someone
Qute
Under-
Age
In
Norophonics

2. Describing a person who is a complete and total loser who tries to fit in even though they have little chances of this ever happening.

3. A nonsense word with no real meaning that is enjoyable to pronounce multiple times.

Popular kid: "Don't be such a squain!"

by GalaxyDancer May 24, 2005

squantis

An overabundance of a particular item or substance.

I consumed a veritable squantis of alcoholic beverages evening before last, guvernah.

by Lee Gould May 29, 2005

Squant

A tiny, tight vagina that still has a cherry unpopped and has never been loosened. A really tight Vagina.

'Bro I fingered my girl last night and she had the tightest squant!

by Whit3oak February 4, 2010

squint

The level one is at after getting lank fucked, usually off booze and bong, and is struggling to keep his eyes from squinting.

"Fuck bru, last night we got so fucked and after that joint I was squinting so hard. But you were also lank squint bru.

by Rob Michaels May 16, 2006

squintfuck

When many people began calling Speener "Fatfuck," he was really mad so he decided to make fun asians by calling a friend "squintfuck." Unfortunately this word is not used by anyone except Speener.

Tak: Spence, you failed a regular math test!?
Spencer: Squintfuck!!

by Cerasi March 4, 2004

Squintillion

Used to describe large numbers of people of Asian descent

There were a squintillion of tourists at the beach with cameras.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021