texttention span

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.

Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.

by LBeverly June 29, 2011

spanco

A unit of currency that fluctuates wildly with every other currency. It is useful for emphasizing how expensive something is or in wagers when one does not want to use the common currency. Individuals can decided how spancos can be redeemed as well as the exchange rate, when presented with them.

I bet you 5 spancos you can't touch your elbows behind your back.

That restaurant will cost at least 1 million spancos.

by Timmy Ho's February 20, 2009

sewanhaka

the shittiest school ever. full of poseurs, wankstas, and budding emphysema patients/AA members. thank god i'm graduating in '05.

sewanahaka high school sucks.

by le misanthrope July 1, 2004

shwanky

Hip or cool, used with nouns.

"My day was totally shwanky"
"Far out, dude."

by Drew V April 21, 2008

shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 27, 2014

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011