A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
by 556677NK March 10, 2010
a town outside of Richmond,Va that is full of old white lady's and thugs. 16% of these thugs are white. Shootings happen once every week. If you want to live here and avoid these shootings, move to mullen's lane.
Greg: "Dude lets go to Highland Springs"
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
by yum bum January 24, 2012
Spring jig-gle (N, V, Adj.)
1. Associated with a pudding (31), teardrop or heart-shaped ass. The snapping back of healthy, female, gluteus maximus muscle.
2. A supple ass with strong support ties or extreme foundational integrity. The behind the scenes, working mechanisms, of the finished result.
3. Often referred to as the Spring-jiggle Effect, primarily in a gym environment. It is believed that certain exercises can amplify the desired outcome. Heredity, however, is given a large portion of the credit. Brazilian and Colombian ass is usually a visual marker of the Effect.
1. Associated with a pudding (31), teardrop or heart-shaped ass. The snapping back of healthy, female, gluteus maximus muscle.
2. A supple ass with strong support ties or extreme foundational integrity. The behind the scenes, working mechanisms, of the finished result.
3. Often referred to as the Spring-jiggle Effect, primarily in a gym environment. It is believed that certain exercises can amplify the desired outcome. Heredity, however, is given a large portion of the credit. Brazilian and Colombian ass is usually a visual marker of the Effect.
“If you want, I can show you some exercises to enhance your spring-jiggle.”
“My what?” I said, laughing.
Origin: J. Bango book series—“Dorm Tramps.”
“My what?” I said, laughing.
Origin: J. Bango book series—“Dorm Tramps.”
by J. Bango December 13, 2016
The ship between a cow like creature who gives you serotonin just by hearing his voice and his best friend a gay,homeless,schizophrenic,forest man.
(There dream date is setting the police station on fire)
(There dream date is setting the police station on fire)
“no Rebecca i will not shut up about spring dove so you can eat your fucking sandwich in peace listen there gay and pinning after each other”
by The not so obvious fae August 16, 2019
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by catpuke March 28, 2013
Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.
by BigFatSlackjaw October 14, 2020