SpeckleBlast

the aftermath of a wet fart infused with dingleberries let loose upon your underwear.

"I have to go change my underwear, dude".

"Why?"

"Because I just let one rip and I speckleblasted the inside of them"

by MFNMikey September 20, 2011

Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

by tdmiller February 28, 2013

Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

by Mr_O May 6, 2015

Speckled Coon

A type of dog. Definetley not a derogatory name for black folk.

You speckled coon

by younghawks81 July 17, 2016

shreck'd

Getting wrecked with shreck playing in the background

Hey bobby what did you do last night? "Nothing really I just got shreck'd with my roommate"

by Genius at life December 28, 2016

specky no ball

a nerd who cant play sports (me)

look at that specky no ball cunt

by spacecheese69 June 7, 2017

speckchelling

The practice of using autocorrect to correct spelling as you type or text but you botch the estimated spelling so badly autocorrect has no suggestion so you have to actually look the word up in google.

Autocorrect has no suggested spellings for the word "indepependant" so I'll have to do some speckchelling to get closer to the real word.

by Fraz Von Hoffer September 27, 2017