Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.

Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.

by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

Spoons

spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.

Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons

by pepsin September 17, 2012

Spoon

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

Spooning

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.

"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"

by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

spoon

back to front.

by far the most comfortable position.

by teevee June 9, 2003

spoon

An imaginary object that only come from the mind

"There is no spoon Neo"

by um...Me June 7, 2004

Spooning

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places

Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!

by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010