The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.
Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons
by pepsin September 17, 2012

by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.
by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

by um...Me June 7, 2004

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places
by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010
