spludunking

“Spludunking” the act in which a person aggressively shits and ejaculates at the same time often in the morning or at social gatherings when nervous.

“Hey everybody! John is spludunking all over Alros mom!”

by Muntmaster April 26, 2024

spludunking

The action of skydiving but naked with the exception of a parachute.

Bro I was spludunking and a family of four saw me land.

by SugarLickPimpDaddyLongStroke May 6, 2024

Saludepartations

A combination of the words “salutations” and “depart”. Used as an informal way to say goodbye among friends.

Aaron: Aight, my cousin is calling me, I can’t keep playing OG Fort.

Dan: Okay then. Saludepartations.

Aaron: Saludepartations.

by Poseidon1407 February 16, 2025

Shludemy

A self-righteous alcoholic and gambling addict who insists he’s “above” saying the word *shlud* because it’s immature, when it reality he is much worse than Shlud in every single way.

Shludemy: "It's just SHIT. Why would you even say that? You're wasting your life.
Everyone: "You are worse than shlud.

by shludlover August 27, 2025

Shludemy Academy

An Academy for people with Asp Burgers run by Shludemy. Shludemy Academy teaches people who are ill in the head how to live normal lives.

Did you go to Shludemy Academy or a normal school?

by Sickinthesheb September 7, 2025

Super Sploders

A Super Sploder is the act of screaming at a random victim, striping them naked and shoving the victims shoe into the asshole. If successful the victim will bleed from every hole in their body.

John: Hey Billy wanna go see the new movie tonight?
Billy: Sorry man, I'm giving out some Super Sploders behind the bleachers tonight.

by Pudding9759 September 19, 2017

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024