slacker

- Avoid effort like plague
- Learn the art of Procrastination
- Generally avoid doing all things avoiding labour
- Get an online career
- What you must do, do half-heartedly
- Get an online job!!
- The fastest you will ever move will be while attempting to escape a labourous activity
- High School student?...hooky Gym Class

slacker slacker slacker slacker is an art

by ohwefoh October 5, 2006

slack jawed yokel

another term for a Redneck

That slack jawed yokel is having skunk for supper.

by Sarah West November 7, 2003

slackbitch

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.

I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.

by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

Selachimorphaphile

Selachimorphaphile is someone who is an avid shark enthusiast. Selachimorphaphile stems from the term Selachimorpha which is the scientific term for all species of extinct and extant sharks.

Phonetic: "Sell-lack-key-more-fa-phile"

Origin:
Coined by Golden161 on 21st of August 2014, for www.reddit.com/r/sharks fan base

I have a large collection of shark fossils and would consider myself a Selachimorphaphile.

by Golden161 August 20, 2014

Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid

Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen

by L and the J's September 1, 2017

slack-up

An offline, asyncronous Stand-up, done on Slack, where each member in a team posts their own update.

Useful for remote teams.

John and Marie are working from home today, and John's connection is crap, so let's do slack-up.

by The Real Mr Fish January 9, 2018

Power Slacker

One who slacks, or is lazy, in all things-- but with emphasis and or renewed vigor

Gerald R. Ford (former president of The United States): He never ran for the office not even Vice-President and now he get's his own presidential library-- bastard!

Homer J. Simpson: He's not even a real person!

Canada: Need I say more?

You want more? Then log onto my web site 'Power Slacker Magazine (Online)' at http//:www.powerslack.com, or just type 'power slacker' and get a Google search result.

by Paulie 'World' Church December 6, 2003