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Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.
Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.
by bünch October 26, 2016
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Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
by Spookimaru January 16, 2024
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Spiritualism

1. The belief or philosophy that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A system of belief or religious practice based on supposed communication with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritism).
'In spiritualism, following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023
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Spiritual Anunnology

Spiritual Anunnology, also Esoteric Anunnology, is a field of Anunnology that studies the spiritual and esoteric parts and characteristics of Anunnaki. Spiritual Anunnology also studies anunnaki spirituality, religion, esoterics and philosophy, and often works together with Empirical Anunnology in order to rebuild how their religion, spirituality, philosophy and esoterics were and are.
"Spiritual Anunnology is really important inside Anunnology itself in order to understand the spirituality of Anunnas themselves."
by Full Monteirism June 2, 2021
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spiritual rimjob

When the male is receiving a rimjob from behind and climaxes buckets all while his legs are shaking like a tree in the wind.
Yo that spiritual rimjob I got last night gave me a new perspective on life.
by NovaFell October 11, 2023
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spiritual whore

Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit
“I would go out and fuck anyone tonight but I’m too scared of STDs.. Guess I’m a spiritual whore!”
by sexy bitchxx February 17, 2022
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Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it
Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class
by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019
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