Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.

Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game

by Charles Footpenis February 26, 2011

Soggy Sandwich

A Soggy Sandwich takes place when 2 guys are double penetrating one girl who, while sandwiched between them, squirts female ejaculate all over. This causes all parties to become sticky and wet.

Guy 1: What happened last night?

Guy 2: Me and my bro were teaming this bitch, when she popped and gave us the 'ole soggy sandwich.

by HawkRocker October 21, 2009

soggy sao

Game played by homosexual or confused young men, usually at boarding skool's such as Trinity Grammer or Kings.
3 or more people stand in a circle around a SAO(a square Australian biscuit) and wank. The aim is to not be the last person who deposits their load on the biscuit, as they must eat the sperm soiled 'Soggy Sao'.

"Man those little bitches play 'Soggy Sao', fuck that! How can you eat a sperm covered biscuit?"

by Diego August 15, 2003

Soggy Noodle

A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.

After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.

by MoonBeamFrog April 25, 2011

soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017

Soggy Bottom

When you are having anal sex and blow your load inside, the recipient of your load is considered to have a soggy bottom.

"I heard Paul say that Mary has a soggy bottom."
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Mel and Sue watched in horror as Paul told Mary how much of a soggy bottom she had.
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"Why is Noel walking so funny?"
"I think Prue gave him a soggy bottom."
"I hope there's no leakage."

by MarsCapone November 13, 2019

South Dakota Soggy Taco

While having vaginal sex the female urinates on the male's penis during insertion. This is usually done without the man knowing.

Not something to be taken lightly.

Jake smelled his hand and realized his new friend just gave him a south dakota soggy taco.

by pistol pete & the whiskey boys May 11, 2009