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Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.
After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
by xctx February 26, 2009
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sneetle

build a pillow fort for temporary residence
What are you guys doing this weekend?
We feel like getting in touch with our inner child, so we're going to sneetle.
by SauceMD May 27, 2009
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one cheek sneek

To release a flatulence, in a siting position, by rocking the body to one side or the other and lifting a cheek. Usually silent but deadly.
Please do not do the one cheek sneek in church.
by becka4josh September 7, 2008
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sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..
by ChonieMama February 11, 2008
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Sneeart

When a human being sneezes and farts at the same time.
Michael was sitting at his desk when he sneearted.
by Mysterious Wonder January 11, 2010
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Sneezarheas

When you try to hold a sneeze in when you have diarrhea and all the force makes you crap your pants.
One day I was sitting at a stop light and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to shit myself. Almost simultaneously I felt I had to sneeze. Like an idiot, I pinched my nose and held my sneeze causing me to shit myself so hard that it shot up my back almost to my neck. Worst case of the sneezarheas that I've ever had!
by All you can eat fish as the Y! January 16, 2010
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Sneeze Nasty

Adverb: the act of sneezing while simultaneously shitting your pants, brings shart-ing to the next level
Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day

Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty
by MickChe April 7, 2011
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