Donut Smoker

A term for a homosexual

My manager Brady is a donut smoker when he makes us stay later.

by SuckMyDickBrady May 19, 2017

Norwegian smoker

The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.

My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.

by Ingothold March 6, 2017

corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.

"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"

by your mom October 9, 2003

Bone smoker

Someone who sucks dik

Rood boi 1- dat gal smokes bone
Rood boi 2- yeah shes gud at it

by stabbo massive and wat LT May 13, 2005

cum smoker

A person who likes to suck on male genitals until they ejaculate, swallowing the seman that is ejected.

You like being a cum smoker don't you bitch

by ^^MP3Vampire^^ August 13, 2003

smoker's vag

A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.

"Bro, did you hook up with Melissa last night?"
"Ew, no.. I heard she's got smoker's vag."

by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009

Dick Smoker

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004