sittin' sideways

A vehicle with its hydros set to only the left or right side only, making the car tilt.

Sittin' sideways, boyz in a daze...
What it do
~Paul Wall, the people's champ

by rustizzle August 13, 2005

slideways

Slang phrase with roots in the 1980's comic Dark Knight Returns, where the youth of the future had an amazing slang. Picked up by nerds, still used today.

Eyes slideways Don. (Means to pay attention to something happening where Don isn't looking)

by Gin_Orphan April 14, 2004

sidewalk gut crunch

the sexual position where you are in deep and going side to side inside her snatch. You are basically fucking like how a crab walks on the beach.

Remember Mary from last night, I gave her the best sidewalk gut crunch ever! She was screaming for more!!!!!

by Peter Drippings May 16, 2006

sidewalk pizza

Vomit in the street (or sidewalk, as the name suggests)

I had a few too many Budweisers and on the way home cooked up some sidewalk pizza on main street.

by Jack Flintermann May 7, 2003

Sideways 90

The phrase one uses when intoxicated off butterscotch and Jagger-Bombs to break up make-out sessions.

Two people are making out, random fat guy comes between them placing one hand in the shape of a circle next to the other hand in a straight line and says with a lisp "Yo guy, sideways 90". Making the two people laugh and stop making-out, he is satisfied that he is no longer the third wheel.

by Sideways90haha July 24, 2011

Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

by Cosmicdave October 29, 2017

sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018