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Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid
That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice
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sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed
"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

sharp steel rush

the feeling you get when you cut yourself with a knife or a blade
Tear me out your fucking heart since you love to bleed so much
Bet you love the sharp steel rush
sharp steel rush by thegoditself December 3, 2023

Sharp tomatoes

After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."
Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.
Sharp tomatoes by mooffoom March 18, 2025

Sharp Elbows 

When present - a person is seen as being an idiot/ Stupid. Often found on those who pick fights with the bouncer with face tattoos and/or hire an escort to make their ex jealous.
His elbows are pretty sharp/ he has sharp elbows, he actually believes that Star Wars was a documentary
Sharp Elbows by anonymous May 9, 2025

Sharp exit 

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.
I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.
Sharp exit by MadDan11 June 5, 2025