c-section

is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus.

she: I got twins.
He:Oh, so you'll get c-section.

by Tom.za November 14, 2011

Lazy Senior

A spoiled senior in high school, who thinks he/she can sit on his/her ass the whole second semester. They also love to ditch school and cut class and make the whole senior year a year to party and drink and shit like that because they are fucking losers who think their grades don't count anymore after junior year. Not all seniors have this attitude though.

Lazy Senior: Hey, want to skip class to chill and party?
Hard Working Senior: Nope. I have a test and I'm trying to raise my grade in Chemistry.
Lazy Senior: Whatever, you're no fun man.
Hard working senior: Well, just keep sitting on your lazy ass and just turn into a huge loser if thats what you want.

by AdomC March 7, 2015

dairy section

A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.

My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.

by Dr. Cocks June 16, 2008

senior engineer power trip

when a person gets promoted to senior engineer and decides it is time to pick on regular engineers because he finally got a step up on them. this is usually the result of feeling inadequate, typically because the regular engineers went to better colleges than the senior engineer did

Dude, Alex is pulling a senior engineer power trip on Colin.

by foxy_brown June 30, 2009

Why so serious?

A quote from the Joker in The Dark Knight, turned in to an internet fad/meme. Usually used on angry, emotional people who tend to go overboard or not understand jokes.

Man: God wtf!!! I hate the world, I want it to burn!
TDK fan: Why so serious?

Troll Topic Creator: Guess what!? I like watching gay men and humping my couch!
Foolish Poster: Wow wtf!? You are fucking messed up man, get some therapy.
Troll Topic Creator: lol, why so serious!?

by ryanxwonbin August 19, 2008

senior name

A senior name is what one changes his or her facebook name to during senior year of high school. The idea is that when applying to colleges, it is best to keep the theoretically detrimental content of ones facebook profile hidden from colleges who may search a prospective student online.

Very often a senior name is a pun on ones name, or a play on words.

Jimmy Landstone: "For my senior name, I think I'm going to make the last E in my name backwards like in EMINƎM - so it's Jimmy LandstonƎ."

Summer Martinez: "Oh I'm making my senior name Winter Martinez, haha."

by Hermit185 August 30, 2014

hank senior

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010