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Mo session

by Hdjshssisvsshss September 17, 2018
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Cringe Session

A session, moment, or any interval of time of time (usually before you sleep) in which you recall embarrassing and cringe-worthy memories from your past that usually make you say "Ugh, why the fuck did I do that?"
Was trying to sleep last night but ended up going through an hour long cringe session. Was fucking brutal.
by stupiddude333 October 27, 2015
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Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.
Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?
by shomesomethin July 14, 2010
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Shit Session

Party where everyone is getting "shitty"
Hey Marvin, Sara's having a Shit Session tonight, wanna go? shitty
by Shadebeater January 7, 2012
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Bang Session

The production of music with a blunt object by banging the object on a loud doodad during a particular event.
She and I had a rather nice bang session at the parade.
by BangSession November 11, 2014
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Sob Session

Essentially crying.

Spending a period of time/session on crying

When I person is sad they might have a sob session
Person A: I feel really bummed out atm

Person B: watch some cry porn, it will give you a sob session
by Eloquent Puma June 5, 2018
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secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.
EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”
by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019
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