Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Semen Sprog

Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.

'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.

by ulrich the great July 13, 2018

semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

Semen milkquake

When a man cums inside of a woman and then eats it out.

Dude my bro had a semen milkquake last night.

by M1k1le September 2, 2015

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

Femen Semen

A females vagina fluid.

Thomas will never taste femen semen.

Avery makes all the ladies wet with femen semen

by Phat Duong November 7, 2016

semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 7, 2020