semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.
"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."
by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019
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Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.
Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
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Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 10, 2020
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Raccoon semen

A strong hallucinogen, lasts about 5-20 minutes.
adam- have you heard about Raccoon semen?
Steve- yeah shits crazy
by bluemonsterman234 April 16, 2013
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 07, 2020
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Semen milkquake

When a man cums inside of a woman and then eats it out.
by M1k1le July 31, 2015
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Semen Tsunami

n. A large sum of semen, usually produced by many men.

Another word for bukkake.
When the Semen Tsunami hit her face, she scream in disgust.

The Semen Tsunami contained enough semen to impregnate 1,000,000 women.
by Sencored March 07, 2016
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