planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John.

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

beat the sheets

to have sex with someone in a bed

Hey sugar, you are looking hot, why don't you and I get out of here and go beat the sheets?

by Mark C from da D December 11, 2005

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

seems legit

a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT

by SKaREO April 29, 2013

sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012