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Scrumpet

A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.
That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!
by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018
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Scrumpet

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.
by Micky Love February 21, 2019
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Scrumpfer

A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.
Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.
by Lkblr March 11, 2020
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Scrumpling

To sort through a questionable group of items.
I was scrumpling through clothes at Goodwill and found a really cute top!
by Baylor March 20, 2020
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Scrumble of the Bumble

Jake:wanna scrumble of the bumble?
Alexa:huh
Jake:You know bumble scrumble 😉
by youmaaaaaaaaisgay December 7, 2020
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Scrumble dumble

*you get in your moms car*

Mom- where were you
You- sorry mom I was taking a scrumble dumble
by cheese nuggets April 13, 2021
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Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.
Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.
by Shuaman May 30, 2021
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