meat scrunchie

An ass crack with an expanded radius

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021

Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026

International give a boy a scrunchie day

International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.

Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day

by Ki ona September 24, 2019

scrumchulescant

very good tasting = :sign of happiness or joy! usually implied with the rubbing of a belly.

This Quam-Quat is very scrumchulescant. I want to fuck you soo hard side ways after that scrumchulescant Quam-Quat.

by nate ginger November 16, 2007

Scrumshittydumsious

A word descrbing someone whos really sexy.

Girl 1: Girl, did u see that boy? hes scrumshittydumsious!
Girl 2: You crazy girl.
Girl 1: Its True! Hes Sexcii!(:

by ImSexierThenYuAree. March 21, 2010

Strunchies

Feeling hungry because you're stressed. The Stress Munchies.

I've got a case of the strunchies from all this studying!

by jlearner33 April 20, 2010