I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.
When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.
So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!
Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.
So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!
Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck
by big2na June 15, 2011

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.
Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"
by von groovy August 13, 2024

when you are on social media i.e. Instagram, and see a hot girl's or guy's photos but you don't click like. You admire the photo and keep scrolling past out of respect for your partner. This is the art of scrolling.
by robo005 March 7, 2018

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

A disassociated state where someone loses awareness while scrolling social media and unconsciously drifts between apps. Similar to a fugue state, it involves memory gaps, autopilot browsing, and the sudden realization that you’ve ended up deep in another feed without remembering how.
by thenamelessboss September 9, 2025

Chain Scrolling (Verb)
1. Utilizing your smart phone for shopping/'Google' researching/Being naughty on 'Tumblr' purposes etc.; with the action of thumbing upward on your screen.
1. Utilizing your smart phone for shopping/'Google' researching/Being naughty on 'Tumblr' purposes etc.; with the action of thumbing upward on your screen.
Abby - "I was edging on tumblr all day yesterday..."
Jessica - " Chain Scrolling on fleek "
'Laughter'
Jessica - " Chain Scrolling on fleek "
'Laughter'
by JLHWHLSF July 31, 2017
