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Tuscaloosa Screenshot

If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot
Man I just used the trough and had to go so bad it was a Tuscaloosa Screenshot

Three screenshot rule

If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:

1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.

She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.
“When he sent that ‘get home safe’ text, she applied the Three Screenshot Rule within 8 seconds.”

built like a screenshot 

When you’re chest and back is flatter then flat

Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights 

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase