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Street Scooter

A scooter that is street af.

Mainly has a 5, 5.5, 5.75, 6 wide deck or more with boxed ends, T bars over 26 inches tall, no brakes, and 110 mm wheel. Opposing to park riders who have small ass scooters and try to whip as fast as possible with there sparkly gay ass shit, street riders take advantage of larger decks and bars for boardslides and grinds. Street riders dress like trendy skaters, expect we dont look like faggots like some skaters do. Street riders ride mainly on the street and are more used to street obsticals like stairs, rails, and ledges. The hardest trick some street riders can do is fullwhips cause the trick selection for street is more restriced to tailwhips, heelwhips, barspins, x-ups, boardslides, 50-50s, etc. Street scooters have certion part companys that they use such as Proto, Affinity, River Co, TSI, Hella Grip, and Aztek. Street riders perfer steeze over how many trick you can do in on combo
Street rider: Bro, did you get get that clip of my 5050 down that 15 stair.
Park Rider: Nah think you should add more whips and maybee a flair
Street rider: STFU retard your gay as shit, go stuff that Envy Prodigy up your ass, I got a Street Scooter so stfu
by street_god69 April 13, 2020
mugGet the Street Scootermug.

Scooter Roach

A person/child who decides to pollute his / her local skatepark by riding a scooter or ripstick around in it.
Get the hell off of that hubba, scooter roach. Go back to your driveway, kiddo.
by OhHeyGuys October 12, 2009
mugGet the Scooter Roachmug.

Electric scooter

An eazy woman who will have sex with just about anyone. You only need a smartphone and a credit card.
I hooked up with my friends sister, shees a total electric scooter.
by Swatgeek October 1, 2019
mugGet the Electric scootermug.

Scooter kid

A stupid child that always gets in skaters way and are extremely annoying.
The stupid scooter kid got in timmys way and now he has a broken arm.
by AlexPoni April 7, 2020
mugGet the Scooter kidmug.

Yosemite Scooter

N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.
Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?
by Cainwoof March 22, 2016
mugGet the Yosemite Scootermug.

scooter latte

Code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. Used in coffee shop jargin for customers. The scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, sexual orientation, and/or relationship status.

Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.
I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.

(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)
by Miss Firari January 2, 2011
mugGet the scooter lattemug.

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.
Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare
by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016
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