Enseignement scientifique

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer

“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

scientists

Lyin' motherfuckers who are gettin' me pissed.

<scientists> The net electron spin of the atoms in this chunk of ferromagnetic material is not zero. Therefore, it attracts and repels other similar materials.

<shaggy> I don't wanna talk to you. Y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed!

by haploido April 28, 2010

Rock Scientist

To describe a VERY VERY stupid person trying to do "smart moves" in a dangerous or non-dangerous situation or to describe a blonde hair person's personality.

These New Yorkers today are real rock scientists when it comes to driving on the road let me tell ya' .

by MMA O2 October 21, 2010

Scientifical

a. something that is scientific.
b. something that is full of science.

a. "Look at the scientifical books"

b. "There are many scientifical facts to back this up."

by Miss Cat August 3, 2007

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017

Bro scientist

That 155 lb weakling that continues to believe his bulletproof workout program yields results, despite looking like an emaciated Holocaust survivor. He may dole out incredibly inaccurate advice, despite never having squatted in his life because he does leg extensions instead. Upon noticing anybody with a better physique or strength than he, he concludes that a lexicon of illicit substances - normally enough to put an entire small Nigerian village in a coma - had to have been implemented. He most likely attends Planet Fitness because other gyms aren't his "style." He believes deadlifts are some type of funeral procession, and that his diet of burgers and fries are sure carrying him well. Avid gym users want to break his limbs and entrap him in a 6" x 6" crate filled with whale feces and vomit for the duration of his miserable life.

Real gym user: What are you doing today?
Bro scientist: Prolly gonna hit Planet Fitness brahhhh
Real gym user: Why the f$&k would you go to that rat's ass excuse for a gym?
Bro scientist: Sorry, I was busy doing crunches, gonna get that 6 pack doood
Real gym user: But you can't get 6 packs by just -

Bro scientist: God I love not eating right or lifting right and giving unwarranted advice
Real gym user: die

by raptorius June 29, 2014

Scientish

Someone with an interest in science but either does not perform any experiments, or performs experiments badly.

James tried to measure the heliographic latitude dependence of the solar wind velocity, but instead blew up the school. What a total Scientish!

by JDTrickyTree March 31, 2010