Schmoobadoop

1. A random saying for all times

2. You had or you are going to have sex with someone.

1. So I went to camp and....um Schmoobadoop?

2. I am going to schmoobadoop her all night long!

by Malohuto July 2, 2005

The Scholar

A female student who does a term paper on masturbation and does more research then actual writing. With Two in the Pink and a pen full of ink waiting for the muse to write.

Guy#1: So this student got the record for Masturbation while doing a paper on the topic of Masturbation. Wonder what if he got stumped would this be a case of Writer's cock?

Guy#2: Awesome...I believe it would. But what if it was a girl. :)

Guy#1: Then it would be 2 in the pink and a pen full of Ink
and I shall I shall dub it.... "The Scholar" Hence, Use the Scholar make her Hollar.

Guy#2: Dude, that's Shakepearean.

Guy#1: I'm a Filthy Genius.

by Filthy Genius September 20, 2011

Hoodrat Scholarship

The financial support a man gives his deadbeat baby mama that won't leave because she would have to start paying her own bills. This predator also likes to complain and blame others for all of their problems.

Yo Nigga, yo bitch won't leave because she's got full ride on dat HOODRAT SCHOLARSHIP!

by MemphisB December 9, 2019

weenis scholar

Sean Walling

Sean Walling has such experience with the weenis that he is considered to be the worlds first and foremost Weenis scholar. His knowledge and prowess with the weenis is unmatched.

by Halfdane May 11, 2004

Schmoozer

A word that descibes a sloppy drunk; mostly teenagers when drinking at parties

The drunk girl made a schmoozer of herself by hitting on her best friend.

by i've been schmoozing October 16, 2010

Schmoola

Moola, but it's aquired in extremely filthy ways.

Yo man, did ya earn some moola yesterday?
Nah, only schmoola. I'd rather not do it again.

by marceltjeg May 12, 2023

schmooler

It means a extorter like a person who does doxxing etc.

Hey that guy is a schmooler

by sexyhotwolfdemon July 5, 2023