schill

when an incredibly hot LA hipstery type girl uses hamburgers, ketchup, and mustard to eat off of an unsuspecting younger really shy girl both of whom are straight and does nasty things.

this came to me in one of the trippiest dreams i've ever had and thought perhaps i invented a new word for an "alternative lifestyle" website to copyright for themselves. so..you're welcome, alt.com

"hey, do you wanna schill?"

by gracie dfsgdjkasg August 16, 2006

Schmilligdon

A skinny greasy moron who can’t get any pussy, these individuals are also alcoholics and are most likely a hick redneck moron.

“You see that tall greasy cunt?”
“Yea”

“What a fucken Schmilligdon”

by JerryGarciasToes July 14, 2021

A schmillion

Mock Yiddish for a billion.

My uncle kevelled about the GameStop scam: "The hedge funders lost a schmillion!" he said.

by The Biggest Jeanius January 31, 2021

schmullin'

1)The art of sitting on your ass all day. 2)To be a schmull.

I wish I was schmullin' like the big guy at work.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

schwillteling

the act of renting a room for the night just to drink , sleep , smoke, and swim there.

ian, david, chris, abby, nichole and zach all went to the hotel to do some schwillteling.

that was the best schwillteling ever sept i couldnt stay god damit!!

by i to the an October 2, 2005

schilla

to pick a chick through hypnosis and abuse of drugs, usually leads to scrumping

Hold up, Ima schilla dat bitch!

by The Schilla for Rilla August 11, 2009

schmellon

10/3. equals schmellon. schmellon*2. equals sixtynine. schmellon is the dankest # ever.

a: oh hey, what's up man?
b: oh not much, doing my math homework.

a: what problem?
b: schmellon.

by thaashit November 14, 2009