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Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.
Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!
by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014
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schnuckerflutzed

To be utterly exasperated--lacking the words or capacity to exclaim cuss words, usually while intoxicated--or parenting.
She was in a state of being totally schnuckerflutzed.

If that kid does it again, I'm gonna be schnuckerflutzed.
by Jimmy B Goode June 11, 2006
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schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.
"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"
by Col December 5, 2003
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SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.
I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"
by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006
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Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.
That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.
by salu1999 October 19, 2009
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schmucky

This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.
"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"
by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009
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Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.
Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.
by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018
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